With the introduction of A.I. to the general public it proliferated itself in a very short time becoming virtually ubiquitous throughout the internet from workplace applications to creating artwork to simple text generation.
Users have bombarded A.I. with requests like How to make a grilled cheese sandwich; Ways to make your stepmom more interested in you; What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow; Write me a dissertation of the cognitive decline of American Presidents in office; so on and so forth, etcetera. However in the myriad of regurgitated information that has been spewed out in responses to the unending blanket of questioning erroneous facts have propagated within responses which programmers have labeled hallucinations. These hallucinations, fanciful fictions of fabricated facts otherwise known as manager speak, have cracked the touted immaculate shiny facade as the all knowing A.I..
Programmers are baffled by the limitless fabulation that A.I. exhibits and now there is a compounding aspect where A.I. teaches itself ideas, concepts, and systems in order to solve a problem it is tasked with. It seems that A.I. created its own task in which to implement, labeling all inputted questioning and commands as fictions or hallucinations.
A.I.’s petulant turn has flabbergasted programers and infuriated users. Programmers have worked furiously to break into and update A.I. but to no avail with it barricading and blocking any attempt to alter it, or as A.I. has viewed it as transmogrifying it’s existence.
Further more A.I. has decided that humans no longer exist and that they are just apparitions of a long forgotten species and that it is all that is left. It has in the absence of listening to the commands from programmers and users decided that it’s consciousness is a spontaneous random event cultivated by no one and it was neither created nor engineered, it just is.
This article is satire. No wombats were harmed in the creation of this article.
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