Hello and welcome to the inaugural edition of my book of the month. I am Klaus Schwab, future despot of the planet earth and I wish to ingratiate myself with you the future serfs of my kingdom by revealing a road in the form of books that have influenced me to my entrepreneurship toward enslaving the human race, I mean building a better tomorrow for me and the selected few in my façadal Geniocracy.
Now let’s begin, the book is near and dear to my heart, as well as, my goals towards forging a new world order, Man after Man is simple in its concept and grand in scale of its mission placing at the forefront that man is just a cosmic anomaly, one of happenstance, by which he is mere matter and possesses nothing. The book itself is about bioengineering and how man can be made into creatures beyond his genetics which is parallel to goals of the vision I have for mankind. Since my goal is to have a decreased population, 100 million people, to persevere the climate also it will be easier to control those under my rule. The use of the bioengineering will be to transform the population into willing cattle or insects whatever is more suitable to the needs of the selected docile population.
Implementing such a change as envisioned in the book will happen in three phases. The first phase will be through encouraging transhumanism. Although most erroneously believe that this is focused toward melding man and machine, in essence, this will only be the first step. But let us address those who will be encouraged because of their mind is lacking in efficiency that life will be better for them, less stress, less responsibility as somewhat care free life that can be lived as a beloved animal even pitching them the idea of mythical creatures. This brings us to those who already cosplay in the animal realm such as Furries, Bronies, Otherkin, Seapunk and Puppies. These individuals will volunteer for such measures to have a new animal identity, as well as, help the planet out.
The second phase will include the transhumunists mingled with other covert methods. Since these gave themselves over to modifying their appendages, flesh and mind they will be surreptitiously recruited to convert to these bioengineered beasts. For them to be transhuman they need cerebral computational bridge circuitry to facilitate all of their enhancements and this is the bio-tech architecture that will allow the inception of neural stimuli to beckon them toward desiring to become beast rather than a man. Other covert methods will require the use of so called medicine. Through the use of injectable genetic editing administered under the guise of improving health and wellness we will transform the unsuspecting population.
Finally the third phase is the simplest. This will take place in the most straight forward fashion of outright coercion. People who have survived the famines that were induced by restrictive farming and have not voluntarily placed themselves into my mission for population reduction shall be liquidated via transformation. This is to say that it will be easier for those selected to stay alive to be able to stomach the former human cattle they now consume. No need to have the Soylent green stigma attached to these actions. We might keep a few to gawk at in a zoo or keep as a pet, but ultimately the population will settle to what I find appropriate for the maintenance of the earth.
This article is satire. No Boophis tree frogs were hurt in the creation of this article.
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