2024 began as an unassuming year, one that had most people filled with malaise over the coming election due to everyone being bombarded with slates, commercials and never-ending news stories over candidates, but things were going to be much worse than ephemeral media flapdoodles and bloviating politicians. Afloat in the sea of turbulent decisions the Cadaver in Chief steered toward the maelstrom of disintegration.
INFILTRATION
The United States has always been a target, not the supermarket that currently is ransacked at the drop of a hat when any “protest” is instigated against the public, or maybe the U.S. is that sort of Target seeing that metaphor is pitch perfect representation of downward spiral of the United States. A target of terrorism, a target of envy, a target of aspirational hope, it has become all things to all people, and in that motivation a plethora of cacophonous voices both internal and external has weakened the resolve and focus quelling the once beacon on a hill to less than a smoldering ember.
With a massive influx of so called migrants the border became more of a sausage grinder as more and more flesh was squeezed through it at all costs. Within 3 years crossings had totaled close to 10 million know individuals traversing the unprotected southern border.
A mixed migrant menagerie marched across heralding from distant locations across the globe such as South America, the Middle East, and China. These three locations were the locus of much of the distress that wrought upon the United States.
South American countries emptied out from the beckoning of Biden telling them to come and further exacerbated by NGO’s herding them toward the border. Mostly young individuals the penchant toward males bombarded the border with the hired hands of the cartel shuttling them to the least protected parts so that they could cross undetected.
Various countries within the Middle East supplied known terrorist to the border crossings. Generals, officers, soldiers within the competing horde of malignant malefactors from ISIS to Hamas smuggled themselves into the U.S. with the full intention of creating an emblematic blow to what they touted as the great Satan. They drifted among the migrant travelers blending into a large undulating human mass that blanketed trails and streets and made sure they did not cross where a multitude of South Americans traversed the border. Using encrypted messaging apps to communicate with contacts that had already embedded themselves within the U.S. they made their way to strategic locations.
The Chinese have been engaged in unrestrictive asymmetric warfare for a number of years against the U.S. and funneling large amounts of military age males is just the latest maneuver. In the past China tried surreptitiously opening pregnancy hotels where they could pop out anchor babies who would be granted citizenship in hopes to slowly change the population of the U.S. toward Chinese policies; however as the migration calamity grew and the Chinese saw a new faster alternative. Once the idea was lit and the immigration under Biden administration became a newsworthy nuisance for them the Chinese activated a new espionage program one similar to “The Experts” starting John Travolta and Arye Gross. Instead of kidnapping some down and out nightclub junkies China lured a variety of rawgabbits with mounds of money to teach them as the communist government wove subterfuge through their words disguising their ultimate intent and blanketing them with the lie of learning American cultural norms. As the agents learned the Chinese government created documents and news stories of the agents as political dissidents ripe for removal from Chinese society thus curating a bread crumb narrative to frame them as future political refugees fleeing China in need of citizenship within the United States. Once their training was concluded where they could convincingly speak regional American dialects from New England to the South West and could recall more historical facts about America than the average citizen, as well as, a number of colloquial mannerisms to fit into current American society. They boarded ships packed with fentanyl and were transported to the cartels where the fentanyl was used as payment to smuggle the agents to the border. From there they were happily caught by the border guards knowing that they had fully developed cover stories. Once released they made their way to various strategic locations throughout the U.S.
SLOW BURN
Ulterior motives of the migrants began to rise to the surface as the months slipped toward the coming election. Not only did the influx of migrants increase in the summer months so did the seditious and criminal acts.
Goaded by NGO’s outside of the country they herded more migrants toward the border even paying cartels to take them there. Soon border crossings averaged about 200,000 people not including “got aways” with peak days of up to 400,000. This tally did not include the Biden administration assisted travels of migrants being flown in from various parts of the world which was enacted to give the appearance that the border crisis was no such thing and was under control. The administration also gave other migrants all expenses paid cruises from their country of origin with the taxpayers footing the bill for an ever increasing national debt and skyrocketing inflation. By mid September the total of know migrants that had entered the U.S. since the Biden administration took office had soared close to 45 million with an estimated 10 million unknown “got aways” close to 15 percent of the whole population of the United States.
Members of the who originated from South American countries came in droves hoping to find their financial woes erased from the prospects of the elusive U.S. riches; however with the disastrous economic decisions by the Biden administration there was less riches and more collywobbles and discontent. They soon found themselves in the vein of Viktor Navorski being in a state of betweenity shuttled around having no home or avenue to make money legally. Some who are escorted to sanctuary cities find themselves taking part in the newly minted job of theft particularly in New York as cashless bail ravaged the city. The migrants were granted free housing some put in posh hotels that most of America could not afford when the visit the Big Apple, and again the taxpayers footed the bill.
Still others among the South American migrants came for other financial windfalls in the form of criminal enterprise. Gangs capitalized on lax laws in socialist seduced cities that had tolerance past the degree of reasonability. Creating a network of thievery they planted cameras to case homes, made elaborate plans to swipe from stores with speed, and loot luxury homes. The cartel took the opportunity to expand their reach and operation within U.S. setting up new outposts for distribution of their deadly drug dealings and set up legitimate businesses to launder money.
Terrorists that evaded detection found themselves new allies within the states. Meeting up with embedded jihadist the border crossers were instructed to lodge with newly indoctrinated sympathizers to their cause, radicalized college students, who created a new as they called it “Underground Railroad” for the Palestinian plight. Intoxicated by the radicalized rhetoric college liberals fell under the spell of piddling pontificating professors who routed them into a misaligned savior complex unable to string together facts from reality and instead accept any fabrication that paired with their transmogrified beliefs they joined the death cult of the islamists. The terrorist used their new found congregates to be their eyes, ears, and task rabbits to do their bidding.
Chinese agents found their way to already embedded spies living in the United States where they planned their future attacks. Using a hidden feature within the Tik Tok app they were able to send encrypted messages to coordinating agents, as well as, back to the mainland China. The agents were then directed to begin blending in to the surrounding society. Fabricated documents, resumes, and family histories accompanied them as they applied for jobs with governmental organizations, all while Chinese hackers paved a digital path to the agents being accepted, some even joined the military. They divided themselves into different compartmental operations from surveillance, finance, strategy, diversion, and strike. They found their way into power stations, military bases, armories, water treatment plants, etc. Transactions with cartel members took place, where the cartel believed that they were transporting fentanyl; however it was a modified accelerant one part of a binary explosive where the secondary agent could be made from innocuous household cleaning agents.
CRESCENDO
It was not an October surprise, but a September stupefaction. During the summer the Chinese used Tik Tok to spy on and locate terrorist hiding among the indoctrinated college students as the students got most of their philosophies from the mind shredding Chinese dance app and recorded everything to promote their own ultracrepidarian beliefs they led the Chinese straight to the terrorist. The Chinese agents contacted the terrorist and struck up a deal to supply them with explosives and weapons arranging to only give them upon a future date to make sure the terrorist did not jump the shark.
Further marching toward the end of election season as result of the ineptitude of the Biden administration from inflation to political legal chicanery of Trump trials to the border bedlam it was quiet obvious that Biden would not obtain a second term and Trump would be the victor of the current election. China then used Tik Tok to galvanize the current migrant population to vexation by surreptitiously posting stories of Trump winning and immediately deporting them all. Remembering that NGO’s had given them information that they were able to vote while treading through Mexico they began to seek out ways to get registered to vote. Some were rejected and told they couldn’t vote and some found democratic operatives willing to register them with fake addresses.
Still some like the gangs from South America wanted to make sure that they could continue to operate unimpeded so they poached ballets from mailboxes when residents were away at work and filled them out voting for Biden.
Unrest spread as the Chinese used Tik Tok to spread false information about everything within the displaced communities of the migrants like current city they were in just enacted cashless bail laws, and that other laws were passed granting them the right to vote. Lies abounded, tempers flared, and burst forth. Riots began and opportunist jumped in and looted. The chaos spread outside of cities and into suburbia, Jill Biden’s breakfast tacos turned into a brunch revolution.
The government had to take action to quell the discontent; however phase two was enacted. The Chinese contacted the terrorist and told them to start protesting, giving them certain areas to administer their vocal grievance like bridges and other areas of infrastructure. A meeting was set and the Chinese positioned their agents at other locations. Explosives and weapons were given to the terrorist.
Unbeknownst to the college stupids the terrorist used the explosives to outfit vans and other vehicles. Their march began and terminated on bridges and other roads and near buildings as they had done before while just being a vocal nuisance, but with traffic backed up and people surrounding them the terrorist detonated the explosives bring down bridges, buildings, and bodies.
The government panicked and shutdown all the areas across the nation had been affected by the bombs, but then phase three. The Chinese had picked locations away from what they wanted to target and waited until dark. They planted explosives on power stations, utility lines, gas lines, pipelines, train lines, dams, armories and a number of other areas of infrastructure backbone, then lit the fuse. Explosions rang out and the lights went off and the nation sat in darkness. Other Chinese spies released toxins and diseases into the water supply. Martial law was enacted, elections were cancelled, Biden imprisoned Trump, the nation no longer viable limped into the winter as the future became uncertain.
This article is satire. No mountain bongo were harmed in the creation of this article.
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