As if the chaotic nature of election years wasn’t bad enough already, Democrats in Washington D.C. have decided to spice things up by urging foreign leaders to come vote in the upcoming election.
A cacophonous clamoring from both ends of the political spectrum as the fight over legality of how the voting laws are implemented in the upcoming elections has ensued. The Democrats say there are already laws that punish non-citizens from voting and the Republicans volley with the finding of the U.S. code that states “if one feels like a citizen then they can vote in the elections” to say that loop hole must be closed in order for the elections to truly run as the Democrats say that it already does.
Even with the denial of any wrong doing, Democrats have now invited world leaders to vote in the upcoming elections as they see their standing with the real citizens slip away because of how the country is slowly sinking into a financial pit of inflation and debt.
World leaders gnawing at the bit to subvert an election have taken up the invitation marking their calendars ready to send a gang of diplomatic envoys to register and vote in the upcoming election.
Chinese leader Xi Jinping has already expressed interest in the invitation and with the help of DNC operatives filling him in on how the loophole in the U.S. code works. President Xi stated that he, “Already feels like a citizen, having land holdings in the United States”, some particularly close to military bases, “and having acquired a massive amount of U.S. debt, I feel like every other debt ridden American. Besides I feel like I intimately know everyone through my data collection via Tik Tok. We’re like best friends.” He has further encouraged other Chinese citizens to make the journey to America to vote in the election and has started distributing travel vouchers so they can easily fly to the United States to cast their ballots.
China is not the only nation interested in the outcome of the election. All the members of the BRICS nations followed suite at the announcement from Xi Jinping and are looking forward to casting ballots in upcoming U.S. elections.
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