As the resistance to logic and common sense builds within the Democratic Party new depths are plumed within states that are currently wholly owned by the political left that wish to exact what is righteous in their mind even though it is counter to reality and have henceforth trotted down the path of insanity, which now they have beckoned the youth within schools to throw off reason and enjoin with their mephistophelean ideals and in doing so the state of California, wishing to be the head of a ravenous python to consume all the respectable parts of Western Civilization, has instituted gender reassignment surgical facilities into high school nurses offices.
Not wanting to lose the fight to destroy California and send it into a flaming heap of dung Democrat leaders seeing they cannot win by trying to pass laws have now opted to transform nurses offices at high schools into gender reassignment surgical centers. They have surreptitiously diverted funding within schools to bring in advanced medical facilities and surgical doctors on staff to hastily change any high schooler’s gender during school hours unbeknownst to the parents. Operations such as hysterectomy, oophorectomy, castration, and a host of body conturing procedures to make the teenagers sterile and unrecognizable to their parents are preformed within the augmented nurses offices.
With the ease that the procedures are performed unhinged purple haired sacro-sectarian-socialist-scolds goad their students into fighting the patriarchy by changing their gender. “Everything is relative”, they tell them, “even this statement. There is no need to conform to the standards of this oppressive society. Free yourself by extracting your genitals from your body, and by doing so you will free yourself, from kids, from a future, from responsibility, from societal conformity, from gender roles,” But what the procedures take is freedom. The impressionable sophomoric teens play along thinking that it’s cool, fashionable, and in their minds right, because teachers are suppose to be sooth-sayers, but are instead regurgitating rot ruining young lives and futures of the purposely ill informed students.
The move by the Democrats has yielded countless conversions of unknowing teenagers thinking that the procedures would remove their awakened stirrings of puberty yet have left them feeling flummoxed. Parents bring home a surprise, worse than finding out they watched a movie they didn’t approve of without getting a permission slip to sign, and now Timmy has turned into Tammy, yet he still got some stubble and needs estrogen pills to fend off his budding face cactus and to make sure he doesn’t reinvigorate the old profession of being a castrato.
Parents have become outraged and have stormed the school boards demanding answers. Instead they find complacent snollygosters occupying the boards who would rather subject children to erroneous realities and farcical fantasies of false phenotypical fetishes than abjure the political death cult of progressives. Even after verbal jousting with the illogical woke automatons on the board the parents find themselves cast in the light as criminals as board members summon police officers to adorn them with metallic bracelets and carry them off into paddy wagons where they can no longer influence other parents and their indoctrinated children.
Even after all this it is hard to say that the state would change course, in that the citizens would vote to change the direction of the state by not reelecting the chaotic mind numbingly destructive party known as Democrats.
This article is satire. No Arapaima were harmed in the creation of this article.
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